It’s OK, Alexandra, you can come out now. No point in skulking around the lower reaches of the charts for weeks on end, with your download sales and your softly-softly-catchee-monkey stealth attack on the Top 10, when you’re effectively melting faces with that heat-blast of a...

It’s OK, Alexandra, you can come out now. No point in skulking around the lower reaches of the charts for weeks on end, with your download sales and your softly-softly-catchee-monkey stealth attack on the Top 10, when you’re effectively melting faces with that heat-blast of a...

Oh how embarrassing! Poor Jason! You know what it’s like when you’re trying to be creative. You start off with something that seems like a really good idea, something you are sure no-one has ever thought of before. You spend ages honing it, and getting it to state where...

Hey remember the other day when I was saying how frustrating it is that the Will.I.Am / Nicki Minaj song is less than 100% amazing? We had some laughs, right? It was all in good fun. Nobody got hurt, there were no permanent injuries and we all went away assuming Will would soon bounce back,...

While it’s clear that a point had to be made about Robbie’s return to the musical fold, his presence in the band’s first proper reunion single will have taken some careful thought. Too much Gary, and it looks like the band are admitting that Rob has only come back because...